Thursday, January 29, 2009

Take this, bandwidth throttling pricks everywhere!


Yesterday, Google unveiled a new tool in the fight for net neutrality, called Measurement Lab, that will supposedly allow the average user to test their ISP's performance. While it probably won't have much effect for the "average" internet user, it's a pretty cool announcement for techies and pirates the world over.

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/01/introducing-measurement-lab.html

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Rumsfeld for War Crimes

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This was found while on digg.com:
Monday, the United Nations Special Rapporteur on Torture Manfred Nowak told CNN's Rick Sanchez that the US has an "obligation" to investigate whether Bush administration officials ordered torture, adding that he believes that there is already enough evidence to prosecute former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.
"We have clear evidence," he said.
"In our report that we sent to the United Nations, we made it clear that former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld clearly authorized torture methods and he was told at that time by Alberto Mora, the legal council of the Navy, 'Mr. Secretary, what you are actual ordering here amounts to torture.'
So, there we have the clear evidence that Mr. Rumsfeld knew what he was doing but, nevertheless, he ordered torture."

The rest here: Scumball gets whats coming to him.
I found what had happened at Guantanamo a scary dark chapter in our nation's history, when and why would we pick up these practices and null/void human rights is beyond my level of comprehension. Granted, I'm capable of despicable acts. But as a country claiming to be free we can't even allow a level of decency? There have been cases documenting how xenophobic and closed bordered we've become. We've given up our personal freedoms and convinced a special doublethink that safety is giving up said liberties.
I once heard someone say "An eye for an eye, leaves us all blind." I think this holds true.
So let's raise a glass to Rumsfeld and say "Thanks, Douche!"




Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Ice Cream Causes Man to Fail Breathalyzer


From UPI.com

FRANKSTON, Australia, Jan. 20 (UPI) -- An Australian man challenged to prove his claim that ice cream gave him a blood alcohol reading demonstrated his defense in court.

The man, whose name was not given, had asked Frankston Magistrates' Court to remove the breath testing alcohol interlock device from his car, the (Melbourne, Australia) Daily Sun reported Tuesday.

Prosecutors inquired why the machine had registered a "fail," which prevents the car from starting, despite the man's claims that he had not been drinking.

The man claimed the alcohol reading was the result of eating a Bubble O' Bill ice cream treat and Magistrate Rod Crisp ordered a test to be performed to back up the claim. Police recorded the man's blood alcohol content as 0.00 and performed the test a second time after he took a few bites of Bubble O' Bill, yielding a 0.018 reading.

Crisp granted the man's request to remove the breath testing device from his car.

Experts said consuming some foods or drinks before breath tests can cause a false positive reading. It is recommended that that test subjects wait at least 15 minutes in between eating and blowing into the machine.



I'll take a case of those!

Oh shit in the way back machine!

Artifact found while surfing the tubes.

So, long ago before there was any internetz and everyone was using a phone line for pretty much all communication there were different large company networking services like GEnie and Compuserve.
For some reason I felt a bit of nostalgia from this. Sigh I'm getting old.
Link to the Original

DHS = Flight Attendant?!


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This was pulled from
Boing Boing.
Traveling from Los Angeles to Oklahoma City in 2007. Freeman gave each of her children three whacks on the backside when they spilled her airplane Bloody Mary in her lap.

A flight attendant confronted Freeman, who responded by hurling a few profanities and throwing what remained of a can of tomato juice on the floor.

The incident aboard the Frontier flight ultimately led to Freeman's arrest and conviction for a federal felony defined as an act of terrorism under the Patriot Act, the controversial federal law enacted after the 2001 attacks in New York and Washington.

"I had no idea I was breaking the law," said Freeman, 40, who spent three months in jail before pleading guilty.



Since when did disagreeing with someone warrant a felony conviction?